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November 07 how to use this word......The many meanings of this beautiful word,
Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
Giving up "Oh, fuck it!" Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now." Aggression "FUCK YOU!" Confusion "What the fuck..?" Despair "Fucked again..." Pleasure "I couldn't be fucking happier." Shock "What the fuck is going on here?" Lost "Where the fuck are we." Disbelief "FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!" Denial "I didn't fucking do it." Perplexity "I know fuck all about it." Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?" Looks "Fit as fuck" Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?" Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here." Directions "Fuck off." Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?" Time "It's five fucking thirty." Maternal "Mother fucker." Political "Fuck the Goverment" October 24 Another night.......well another night it was on the drink last night up the toon and for a change i wasnt dressed up in anythin fancy just a pair of jeans, white shirt, boring, and then work today, no hangover or owt, the joys of alcohol and not suffering in the morning with it ahhh feels good, bad part no beer tonight wot a sacrifice in order to be ok for playin footy tommarra.
Im gonna have to do a good tour of england i think on the lash and if its any good down where u are i would tour there for beer.
Was at kingslynn in norfolk the other week training staff, was canny plenty of beer was like a holiday for me and the other lad that went down with me all expenses paid and spendin money oooh i was drunk durin the day never mind the night 2hours.30 mins for lunch, liquid lunch goin back to the office and then back out on the night, beer and meetin people, nothin like it
So if any 1 can give suggestions on where to go for beer and women to chat to then. give me a holla, so i can plan a tour and if ur every planning to come up here to newcastle il tell u where to go for beer and blokes or women, which ever category ur after, not to sure about the blokes bit but women yeah i can tell u, only kiddin. October 22 the weekendwell another night on the drink last night, dressed as a priest, blessed lots of people and drank lots of drink, chatted to lots of people, good old aftershocks and test tubes followed by corona, who says priests dont have a good time, i drank plenty of holy water, been drinkin today aswell god how i love it, had to drown my sorrows due to newcastle gettin beat by the smoggies (middlesborough), but decided to come back home due to havin to get up early for work and the fact that if i stayed out i would of got extremely pissed again, wot the hell have i done come back instead of stayin out on the drink wot the hell was i thinkin, ohh cant believe that, drink just doesnt help u think, and i havent had the chance to kill any songs on the karaoke, just send me some comments on if u think i should sing u a song and maybe a song u would like to hear me kill. well i best think of somethin else to do now, mayb drink some more i just dont know October 17 well thought i would just wafflewell hi hey this is like tryin to stand up in a AA meetin not that ive been to 1 and certainly dont have any intention of ever goin to 1, well who knows in the future, but for now i dont think so, pass me a another lager, while i waffle, well life is great and partyin is great, the freedom to do wot u want to do, its like breathing fresh air once again after bein somewhere confined and with stale air, ahhh deep breaths, well im a geordie from up here in newcastle, yes yes i know newcastle united are doin shit, so no need to tell me, depressing as it is.
ive been out this weekend the beer has flowed and the parting was good, i went out on saturday dressed in a tux with 2 of me mates for a woman we work with 60th birthday, i told her durin the week that i would be dress smart for the occasion no jeans, but to her suprise us 3 turned up to go drinkin round toon (newcastle) in tux's which brought a smile to her face and was a nice suprise, which she couldnt believe, i went with a box of milk tray chocolates (all because a woman loves milk tray well so the advert used to say) more like diamonds and money than chocolate for a woman only kiddin, and the other 2 went with a red rose each, the looks we got around toon where class and i even ended up with chilli sauce down the front of the shirt of all the times to do it, especially with a hired suit, but luckly it washed out and left no stains otherwise i would of been in a bit of bother. think ive waffled on for long enough, pass another beer October 10 captains chocolate log star date 101006i have encountered this thing called windows live spaces and have added myself in the hope of finding other beings, that like to have fun and a laugh and like to drink, im not quite sure if i will find these other beings but theres always that hope, scotty beam me up. shit im not in star trek , well hopefully u will enjoy my space, and to steve gay i mean gray hope u enjoy, my cereal killing chomping friend with the michael myers mask on |
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